Last night while Abby and I were hanging out she told me that she had a boyfriend. Actually, what she told me was this long 5-year-old-telling-a-story kind of story, but in the end I found out that she has a boyfriend. But I’m not suppose to tell anyone his name.
P.S. His name is Cameron 
She told me today that they already broke up once because he wanted her to get off the swings, but she wasn’t ready and he wouldn’t be patient. But then she got tired of the swings so they’re back together.
I love that they’re 5 so they were totally actually talking about swings. It wasn’t even a euphamism for anything.